She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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