This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
