Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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