I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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