Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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