I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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