And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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