and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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