next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
