your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
