I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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