I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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