So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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