Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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