i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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