it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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