You can't special order awesome
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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