doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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