there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm always down for nudity.
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