Quick, to the slutcave!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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