Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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