And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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