You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
