I heard we made out
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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