So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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