Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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