the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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