doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
