I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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