I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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