Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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