in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
