i just google imaged poop.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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