I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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