Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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