I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize