nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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