he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Randomize
