It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
