Barsexuality is the new black.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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