I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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