found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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