We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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