Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Someone signed my nipple.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
