In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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