if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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