I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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