Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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