I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
