my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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