Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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