nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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