You're my little dorito
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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