Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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