I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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