Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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