You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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