Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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